This morning on the way to school Lily dug out a small umbrella from beneath the passengers seat and tried to poke me in the ear with it from the back of the car. She said, "Mommy! I'm cleaning your ear with a tampon! Ha Ha!"
Ooooo-Kay.
I'm procrastinating. I should be cleaning the house because we are hosting a birthday party with 30 little girls AND my entire family from New York and I really have to scour the bathroom cabinet for the tranquilizers.
And yet, I can't stop trying to find the SNL video of Dana Carvey doing John Travolta. Can anyone help me???
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LOL "tampon" :P
ReplyDeleteOK, so did you mean Dana Carvey IMPERSONATING J.Travolta? Cuz at first I didn't get it so I Googled "Dana Carvey Humping J. Travolta."
Huh. That was a strange one.
And then I got it. OOHHHHHHHHHH Impeeerrrrrsonating!
LMAO! :P
Hi Kris. I am again being entertained by our cowardly troll. Would you like me to stop commenting for a while? We could speak about it on facebook, where we display pictures and stories of our fulfilling lives, and don't feel the need to annoy total strangers by poorly impersonating digital personae.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I can only imagine what would have happened if I even touched my Type A-blood pressure-a thousand father while he was driving. My sister once accidentally dropped her Easter pocketbook out the window and that almost gave him a coronary. I don't think he could have taken a tampon in the ear.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm.... either that was a Very small umbrella or you have extremely large tampons...
ReplyDeleteshe was PRETENDING it was a tampon!!!
ReplyDeleteEven if she was pretending, her perception of the size of a tampon is comparable to men's perception of their manhood length.
ReplyDeleteI don't honestly know anything about the video of Dana Carvey doing John Travolta, but I do frequently clean my ears with tampons. Oh sure, it gets a bit expensive, but it does such a better job than those stupid Q-tips that I just can't go back.
ReplyDeleteI can help you stop looking.
ReplyDeleteI realize it's been 10 years, but I too am looking for this. The only clip I can find is Dana doing Travolta on The Sexiest Man Alive 1986 competition. No coveted "it's like so weird, here." And this blog comes up. That's it. It has to be on the internet, right?
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