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Friday, December 4, 2009

Jesus Tootsie Rolls

While rummaging through Lily's Halloween candy the other day, I came across this.



Yeah.

Thoughts?
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7 comments:

  1. TaraDecember 4, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    LMAO, nice. Usually the bible thumpers in my mom's neighborhood pass out glow necklaces, I guess they're not creative enough for some Jesus Loves You, (even though you're gonna eat a thousand of these tootsie rolls and be a fat kid) goodness....

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  2. AnonymousDecember 4, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    At least he cared enough to say it with candy.

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  3. Canadian ObserverDecember 4, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    The printing looks relatively neat and ligible and appears to be handwritten. I wonder just how many of these were handed out and if all the messages were the same.

    I guess it takes a certain kind of dedication to be spreading the gospel to ghosts & ghouls on a pagan holiday.

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  4. Warped Mind of RonDecember 4, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    LOL... you're pretty lucky with a good message. I saw on that said, "A monster is in your closet."

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  5. Cindy-LouDecember 4, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    That made me lol. Jesus is supposed to save you, not give you the diabetes.

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  6. Gringa-n-MexicoDecember 4, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    Waaayyyy friggin better than the year I got a Jesus Loves You PAMPHLET. With no candy. I probably would have went to church a few years EARLIER than I ended up doing if I WOULDN'T have got the shitty no-candy treat. Sometimes Christians are retarded but at least that one gave candy :P

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  7. BlankDecember 5, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    Next year, don't go trick or treating at the God Squad.

    You know they are all praying for you.

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