I just woke up. This means that the coffee has yet to take effect and I am still all puffy and middle-aged looking and the mascara I forgot to wipe off with the neat little cotton ball and the overpriced Mary Kay makeup remover I got suckahed into buying is caked under my eyes and getting stuck in my crows feet.
Whew! That was a mouthful.
So, here goes with the dream. I am pregnant with my gay cousin's baby and getting married to my boyfriend, who kinda understands my 'indiscretion', because, really, it was with my gay cousin. Then I am going to a fitting for my 'maternity wedding dress' and the tailor happens to be my ex mother-in-law, who insists I wear a white suit like Ellen did in her wedding because it's 'in right now' and will 'be more flattering'. The fitting is in a bathroom in my ex mother-in-law's house, by the way. Not that that means much. or maybe it does.
Your thoughts, my readers.
I have a date with a great bowl of coffee now.
Kisses.
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Virginal White? Really?
ReplyDeleteI think it's cool that your happy down there.
ReplyDeleteJust pick the mushrooms with more care, ok.
Dude. Check your rye bread. I think you are suffering from ergot poisoning.
ReplyDeletedream jeremy is far more understanding than real life jeremy.
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