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Monday, November 16, 2009

I know this much is true

So, I'm working a freelance job where the men and women all share a bathroom, and this makes me very uncomfortable. I'm not sure why. Also, I've discovered that my fashion sense stopped operating in the current year back in about 2003. Try as I might to throw together a cute outfit for work, I always end up looking like a big dick. Sigh.
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8 comments:

  1. I'm Scooter, but I might be a troll.November 16, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Is that a circumcised or uncut big dick? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  2. nitewalk6November 16, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    With today's germ filled asses one could certainly understand the reluctance to 'squat' where others have planted their pig flu contaminated butts.

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  3. Vegas Linda LouNovember 16, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    Yeah, I don't like to pee where boys have been, but I'm a fussy old bat.

    And I hope you look like a circumcised dick because you should never leave the house looking like one of those nasty uncut things. I've never actually seen one in real life--only in Playgirl magazine in 1989--and fingers crossed, I never will.

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  4. BlankNovember 17, 2009 at 3:41 AM

    So this is real, not a Krissyface dream?

    Is it still humid there?

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  5. Gringa-n-MexicoNovember 17, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Awwwww uncircumsized isn't so bad, quite the warm, tube-like look I guess but at least it can come off like a hood if things heat up.

    *snort*

    Ok can I totally comiserate on the not knowing how to dress thing though? I never had an older sister or cousin or neighbor or even fashion concious mom to look up to so all through school I was pretty. . . werid looking. And lame, def. lame. I thought it would change when I got older but I still find myself buying whatever I somehow think looks SOOOO COOOOOL in the store only to get home or out in public and realize that it WAS cool about 6 years ago. And if I buy a current popular trend? I feel like a follower weirdo who is SO NOT 18 anymore so just what the hell am I DOING!?

    Poor Daisy, her mamas gonna dress her funny.

    Ah well, good luck my dickie friend (and stay away from the turtle necks!)

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  6. UBERMOUTHNovember 17, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    I don't like anyone using my toilet.

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  7. Just telling it like it isNovember 17, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    I just put down a lot of toilet paper

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  8. AnonymousNovember 17, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    You don't hover over the toilet seat and spray piss all over it, do you? Guys hate that.

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